top ten trash foods that i willing eat

as long as we're in list mode...

1. Pop Tarts
2. Oreos
3. Cheetos (the crunchy sort)
4. Kraft Mac n' Cheese
5. salt & vinegar chips
6. cheddar & sour cream Ruffles chips
7. hot dogs (especially from Holiday Oil)
8. McDonalds 89¢ cheeseburger
9. plain marshmallows
10. Grandma's cookies

my apologies you you don't consider one or more of these items to be trash foods. i still think you're a decent human being.