i want more fans, we want more friends

this is my special place on the www. i mean when you think about it, it's kind of like my sock drawer. but the fact of the matter is, i and my trusty fans who make me feel better about life in general with every comment they post, would like to see the numbers grow. i know there are all sorts of blogs that people waste their time on, so why not mine? i'm interesting... i'm funny... i have everyday experiences. so what's it going to take? i could get my own fans/friends gauge that counts up and captivates us all. or maybe even a thermometer that gets hotter as more people come and share - give more of themselves. it could be inspirational! so what do you say, are you in? man! i'm gettin' pumped! lets do it!